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Process Server and other Legal Humor - Tidbits, Jokes, and Funny Stories of the Month - Feb. 2012
These are some jokes we found  while "Surfing the Net" - Please feel free to chuckle.

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?” The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the roast?” “$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.


Here are some links to some great and humorous Process Server war stories which show that sometimes real life can be funnier than fiction: "The Peeping Process Server"

                    http://toddmartinson.com/stories.html



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